Friday, April 15, 2011

Let Me Put My Thoughts In You

How about some mood setting music again?  It's going to be a sad one, maybe.  I got inspired reading a few personally oriented threads by some of the people I follow.  I had some stuff on my mind that I wanted to put out there so I thought "why not."  I agonized trying to find a good song to get everyone on the same wavelength and I think I have it here with some Silent Hill.  It was hard to find something without distracting/spoilerific videos.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

I can hear Shakespeare spinning from here...

Working on a DEEP post is taking its toll, I'm just not there yet.  So you can now enjoy a little spurt of casual creativity.

I was reading the latest Penny Arcade-making fun of kindle, classic literature and Jersey Shore- and chatting with my friend and popped out this little gem off the top of my head.  The more I stare at what I did in a few seconds, the more I want to devote an hour or so to polish and finish.  Anyway here's a taste to whet your whistle:

From Brosef Derpspeare's upcoming tragedy S'itch, Act III, Scene 1

To gym or tan, that is the question
Whether 'tis more alpha in the mind to suffer
The Swings and slurs of drunk grenades
 Or to take abs against a pack of bitches,
 And by impressing, fuck them? To hump, to bone
 To fuck, perchance to burn, aye but there's the rub
The cream for my rash...the undiscover'd urinary tract
 From whose bladder, no pee returns
Thus herepes doth make cowards of us all
And thus the orange hue of Situation 
Is sicklied o'er with a pale film of Rid(TM)
Soften now, the slattern Snooki!  Gorgon, in thy shrieks
Be all my lays remembered!


Monday, April 11, 2011

A Sad, Maddening Confession (New Project Pt 1)

My friends, my fellow human beings.  This...this terrible evening I have participated in a crime.  Not a simple crime against the laws of pitiable, mortal, men-whose company I thought I no longer needed, for I possessed the ambition to exceed this weak and fallible  No, my friends, I perpetrated a crime against Nature herself.