Is it me, or have fundamentalist Christians dropped the ball on the new Thor movie? I mean, sure the comic has been around for decades, but only nerds read comics and they've all probably sold their souls to the devil through Dungeons and Dragons.
Jack Chick is a true American hero.
But with Thor you have a massive threat to THE CHILDREN.
Yes, the THE CHILDREN. That fabled group that galvanizes any good person to do something...good. By which I mean they bow down to the crazy complainer's will. Tangent here, being a kid not only sucks because you are having to deal with learning the rules of the world, dealing with hormones, not having any rights, but you get used as unwitting pawns by crazy people... This tactic reminds me of a Family Guy bit when Brian is trying to win custody of his soon-to-be-born puppies:
Lawyer: Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin: Problem Drinker or African-American Haberdasher?
Peter: Uh, do I-I guess problem drinker, but that's uh-
Lawyer: Thank-you. Now: Sexual deviant or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
Peter: Well, sexual deviant, but that other one's not even, eh-