Thursday, April 14, 2011

I can hear Shakespeare spinning from here...

Working on a DEEP post is taking its toll, I'm just not there yet.  So you can now enjoy a little spurt of casual creativity.


I was reading the latest Penny Arcade-making fun of kindle, classic literature and Jersey Shore- and chatting with my friend and popped out this little gem off the top of my head.  The more I stare at what I did in a few seconds, the more I want to devote an hour or so to polish and finish.  Anyway here's a taste to whet your whistle:

From Brosef Derpspeare's upcoming tragedy S'itch, Act III, Scene 1

To gym or tan, that is the question
Whether 'tis more alpha in the mind to suffer
The Swings and slurs of drunk grenades
 Or to take abs against a pack of bitches,
 And by impressing, fuck them? To hump, to bone
 To fuck, perchance to burn, aye but there's the rub
The cream for my rash...the undiscover'd urinary tract
 From whose bladder, no pee returns
Thus herepes doth make cowards of us all
And thus the orange hue of Situation 
Is sicklied o'er with a pale film of Rid(TM)
Soften now, the slattern Snooki!  Gorgon, in thy shrieks
Be all my lays remembered!


LOL 2 DEEP 4 U!
 

41 comments:

  1. haha funny blog it seems. following

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  2. Very well done my bard and he is indeed spinning.

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  3. Haha that was a good one. The Globe theatre awaits!

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  4. Snooki want smoosh smoosh. Man i hate that kind of people.

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  5. haha that was a good one! and nice pic lolz

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  6. You should mail this to the situtation >_< LOL this poem is full of win!

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  7. That was both terrible and great.

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  8. I would love to put all the cast members through a meat grinder.

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  9. Good one, love your casual creativity man. Followed and supporting. alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  10. he probably gets more vag than anyone who is posting haha oh well

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  11. insert random jersey shore bashing comment here

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  12. I liked it, but this was my favorite line:
    From whose bladder, no pee returns

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  13. That's funny as heck!!! Lol.

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  14. Hahahaha! Wat. O.o
    Followed! Please check out my blog too!

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  15. haha, this was entertaining.

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  16. he's totally spinning in his grave

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  17. fucking great man, that really made me lol

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  18. My brain is melting and pouring out of my ears.

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  19. Hah. I feel a bit ashamed though, because I havn't read shakespear. I'm not allowed to find this funny :)

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  20. This is prob your best post yet lol good job!

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  21. That was funny indeed, following this :)

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  22. Cheers, to the death of the English language by way of Jersey Shore!

    That piece was hilarious, by the way.

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