Sunday, April 24, 2011

I love Rock and Roll

Wow, allergies have completely killed me all week.  My eyes are so red and itchy and sore I can barely see straight.  So, in lieu of writing a post I wrote a blues song about My Little Pony.  It's only a first version really, but it's probably as close to as finished as I can get with my set up.  I didn't do the music, just the lyrics which I'm also singing (poorly).



Hope you enjoy it.  Lyrics below
I wanna be a pretty pony, Lord
But I ain' got no cutie mark
Said I wanna be a pretty pony lo~rd
But I got no cutie mark!
Oh the other ponies they gonna laugh at me
Lord the future lookin' dark

Twilight Sparkle does the magic, y'know
Yeah Rainbow Dash can fly quite fast
Twilight Sparkle she do magic y'know
And Rainbow Dash is oh so fast
But in every category, honey
Oh this nag is always last~

Oh they puttin' me out to pasture
Ev'n Pinkie Pie can't brighten my day
Oh I said put me out to pasture now
Even Pinkie Pie can't brighten this day
Oh it don't matter how much cake I eat, cuz
Lord, it all taste like bitter hay

I wanna be a pretty pony, Lord
But I ain' got no cutie mark
Oh please! Please can I be a pony, lord!
Though I gots no cutie mark!
Yeah if there was a pony named Lisa
She'd be tearin' me apart....

So Rarity sew my shroud girl,
Make sparkle and make it shine
Oh sweet Rarity can you sew my shroud, girl
And make it sparkle and make it shine
And when they put me in that cold, wet ground
Don't ponies whiny and don't none whine.

39 comments:

  1. hope you get better, never heard of pony lyrics before

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  2. I hope you get better, and nice song.

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  3. Have no shame, ponies are a perfect subject matter

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  4. Allergies are a drag. Good pony song

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  5. Sounds pretty miserable with all your allergies.

    I don't know much about My Little Pony but the song was funny.

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  6. Hope you feeling better man and ponies ftw!!! hahaha

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  7. Oh, God. Allergies? ME TOO. I hate it so much. My nose keeps running, my eyes are all watery, and I think I sneezed five times in the last thirty seconds. Five times straight. Can you imagine that? I'm sure you can. I assure you, it is no fun task.

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    Ponies, eh? You're cool.

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  8. still don't understand this pony stuff, probably never will

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  9. Luckily I'm not affected by allergies. =p But sorry that you are ):

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  10. My allergies are already starting to kick up and they suck so hard!!

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  11. Haha nice, but why my little pony?

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  12. I love ponies!! :D
    now I'll follow you

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  13. stooooooop this pony 34fnaöejrwtnfjavadfmgfo9834e

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  14. That's not bad, well done, you have the voice of an angel....a hells angel:D

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  15. Ugh, not my little pony.
    Please check my blog too!

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  16. get well soon, and cool blues song

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  17. First hearing of this kind of odd.

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  18. nice song :D
    following and supporting

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  19. Damn allergies! Mine are not as bad though.

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  20. This is something I would blast from my car, awkwardly, while rolling down the neighborhood...

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  21. sounds awesome!! hope you get better :-)

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  22. i dont get this show being so popular

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  23. haha, very funny, sorry to hear about the allergies.

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  24. Now, my desktop background...

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