Sunday, April 24, 2011

I love Rock and Roll

Wow, allergies have completely killed me all week.  My eyes are so red and itchy and sore I can barely see straight.  So, in lieu of writing a post I wrote a blues song about My Little Pony.  It's only a first version really, but it's probably as close to as finished as I can get with my set up.  I didn't do the music, just the lyrics which I'm also singing (poorly).



Hope you enjoy it.  Lyrics below
I wanna be a pretty pony, Lord
But I ain' got no cutie mark
Said I wanna be a pretty pony lo~rd
But I got no cutie mark!
Oh the other ponies they gonna laugh at me
Lord the future lookin' dark

Twilight Sparkle does the magic, y'know
Yeah Rainbow Dash can fly quite fast
Twilight Sparkle she do magic y'know
And Rainbow Dash is oh so fast
But in every category, honey
Oh this nag is always last~

Oh they puttin' me out to pasture
Ev'n Pinkie Pie can't brighten my day
Oh I said put me out to pasture now
Even Pinkie Pie can't brighten this day
Oh it don't matter how much cake I eat, cuz
Lord, it all taste like bitter hay

I wanna be a pretty pony, Lord
But I ain' got no cutie mark
Oh please! Please can I be a pony, lord!
Though I gots no cutie mark!
Yeah if there was a pony named Lisa
She'd be tearin' me apart....

So Rarity sew my shroud girl,
Make sparkle and make it shine
Oh sweet Rarity can you sew my shroud, girl
And make it sparkle and make it shine
And when they put me in that cold, wet ground
Don't ponies whiny and don't none whine.
Posted by DerpFiles at 7:41 PM
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39 comments:

  1. edApril 24, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    hope you get better, never heard of pony lyrics before

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  2. Team PandaApril 24, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    cool song

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  3. JimApril 24, 2011 at 8:53 PM

    I hope you get better, and nice song.

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  4. 123April 24, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Have no shame, ponies are a perfect subject matter

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  5. AnonymousApril 24, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Allergies are a drag. Good pony song

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  6. serenityApril 24, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Sounds pretty miserable with all your allergies.

    I don't know much about My Little Pony but the song was funny.

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  7. AnonymousApril 24, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    Hope you feeling better man and ponies ftw!!! hahaha

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  8. CandleintheDarkApril 24, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    lmao this is good

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  9. LhosreiffApril 24, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Ponis are always relevant.

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  10. EeshieApril 24, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    Oh, God. Allergies? ME TOO. I hate it so much. My nose keeps running, my eyes are all watery, and I think I sneezed five times in the last thirty seconds. Five times straight. Can you imagine that? I'm sure you can. I assure you, it is no fun task.

    ...

    Ponies, eh? You're cool.

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  11. Kicking RocksApril 24, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    yay ponies!

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  12. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelApril 24, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    still don't understand this pony stuff, probably never will

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  13. UnknownApril 24, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    Luckily I'm not affected by allergies. =p But sorry that you are ):

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  14. ZombieApril 25, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    My allergies are already starting to kick up and they suck so hard!!

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  15. PotholderzApril 25, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Haha nice, but why my little pony?

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  16. MercurioApril 25, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    I love ponies!! :D
    now I'll follow you

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  17. The Game Store GuyApril 25, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    What the heck did I just listen to?

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  18. EndlessApril 25, 2011 at 4:19 AM

    stooooooop this pony 34fnaöejrwtnfjavadfmgfo9834e

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  19. The Angry LurkerApril 25, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    That's not bad, well done, you have the voice of an angel....a hells angel:D

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  20. DeadlockApril 25, 2011 at 6:09 AM

    ponies! :D

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  21. UnknownApril 25, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    not so much good!!!

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  22. kaboomanApril 25, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    huh, to slow for me...

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  23. RedHeadRobApril 25, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    Good for what it is. :D

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  24. AnonymousApril 25, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    Ugh, not my little pony.
    Please check my blog too!

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  25. N4M3L3SSApril 25, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    get well soon, and cool blues song

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  26. FugaziApril 25, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    First hearing of this kind of odd.

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  27. nooneApril 25, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    ponies lol

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  28. Jazz bazookaApril 25, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    nice song :D
    following and supporting

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  29. OatmealStoutApril 25, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Damn allergies! Mine are not as bad though.

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  30. A Beer for the ShowerApril 25, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    This is something I would blast from my car, awkwardly, while rolling down the neighborhood...

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  31. AlexandraApril 25, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    sounds awesome!! hope you get better :-)

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  32. AndyApril 25, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    pretty pony.

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  33. tissue rejectionApril 26, 2011 at 3:02 AM

    Loool funny post

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  34. MoobeatApril 26, 2011 at 5:54 AM

    i dont get this show being so popular

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  35. King ElysiumApril 26, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    allergy season has arrived

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  36. Patti D.April 26, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    haha, very funny, sorry to hear about the allergies.

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  37. The Satirical SwashbucklerApril 26, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    haha dude, My little pony? For real?

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  38. Devon DavidsonApril 26, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    The pony craze is everywhere. D:

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  39. EndlessApril 27, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    Now, my desktop background...

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